New Rolling Stone Gun Article is the Dumbest Thing We’ve Ever Read

This morning, the Flakes discussed a new article in Rolling Stone magazine that ranks the "5 Most Dangerous Guns in America".

Of course, here in America, we have this thing called the Constitution, which guarantees our right to bare arms.  And, all over the country, cities that have instituted tough gun control regulations are seeing more and more crime and violence every day.

Now, consider the source here.  This is Rolling Stone magazine.  They can't even write a decent article about music these days.

To demonstrate how completely idiotic this article is, consider this.  They claim the #1 most dangerous gun in America today is the pistol.  Their choice for #2 is a handgun.  Evidently, nobody bothered to tell them that a pistol and a handgun are the same thing.   As Mark pointed out, if you try to break into his house at night.  His double barrel shotgun is gonna be a heckuva lot more dangerous than any other weapon.

The article has produced some hysterical responses on social media.  Here's a few of our favorites:

5 deadliest slingshots: 5 cheap plastic 4 tree branches 3 composite wood 2 not cheap plastic 1 steel

Deadliest forms of drowning: 3. In water 2. In soup 1. In lava

America's deadliest automobiles: 1. Cars 2. Trucks 3. Other

World's five deadliest vowels: 5. A 4. E 3. I 2. O 1. U