Here’s What It’s Like to Golf With Me

Welcome to my "office."

My game starts with a 32G iPod complete with customized playlists for different moods. Playlists include "Caddy Shack, Believer, and Sir Paul." The speaker is velcroed to the front roof support so we can hear the music but don't get drowned out by it.

Golf purse. It's actually a Cabela's gear bag with about six zippered compartments and holds my music stuff, electronic range finder, manual range finder, ball markers, dollar bills for when I miss easy putts, and a first aid kit.

There's a "Beverage Dispenser."

The golf bag itself holds as many clubs as I can cram into it for any given round. For instance, I bought a specific degree hybrid just for the tee shot on number 4 at Briarwood.

What else does a hard-working golfer need?