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"How do you get up so early?" My answer is always, "I need the money."

Do you have your music picked out for your funeral? Have you got a will? Why not?

I can remember quite vividly the first time that I beat my dad at checkers and pool. I can also recall the first time that I beat my mom at Scrabble. My folks never "let me win." At anything. Ever.

He asked me out and I declined. He'll say I laughed in a Cruella de Vil kind of way. I'll give it to him, he did ask again (I'm a two asker as he'll say).

I found about 20 of this style of blade and now my only problem is I have no clue what kind of razor handle I need.

I got a suggestion this morning from a listener named Claudia to maybe write about something from my past that maybe folks didn't know about me.

At my house, we've just added a vacuum cleaner that vacuums when I'm not even home. I call her IKA-Roomba! I crack myself up.

I had no idea about most of the things you can do with WD-40.

Every once in awhile I stumble upon something that would go good with the theme of my basement. I found this old tobacco can the other day when I was looking for a bearing.

If you know me at all, then you know that I OWN tools but rarely use them. But when I got up Saturday morning and had no water coming out of my kitchen faucet, I knew that I might have to get my hands dirty.

I found this sign in my yard the other day. It seems to be handmade and I wondered where it came from and if it is a new "let's band together" campaign going around Billings. I know there are a lot of signs out there right now supporting some sort of group or agenda...

My picture is of an instrument that was a promotional item sent out by the marketing department at Diet Coke. I have no idea if its got an official name or just goes by "CD Cellophane Slicer" or, as I called it when I couldn't find it, "CD slicer thingy."