Friday Fragments

Some of this week's more interesting topics covered on our program included Chinese Cialis, how my beer never lives to its expiration date, the temperature in hell, and whether or not I should start drinking at least a little milk.

Today is the 42nd anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley. Graceland has a camera on the grounds so you can watch all of the day's festivities.

This past week I saw fire engines coming with lights and sirens on. And both times, less than half of the cars pulled over and let them pass. Frustrating.

Wrapping up another fun week doing what some people call a "pretty good job."

The tornado that hit Paul's calving barn was either an F-4 or an "F.U.", but everybody's invited the the barn raising party that we're throwing in September. Exact date hasn't been announced yet.

"Who Wouldn't Want To Be Me', "I've Got It Made" and "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" could all be MY song.

From the "40 Things About Me" challenge on Facebook: I'll just give a couple.

Paul thinks that Travis Tritt is avoiding me.

Clemmer, as I called him, came to visit me right before he died. In his own way, he had come to say goodbye.

Betting on spelling bees, wordplay, and more metal detectors in this week's Fragments.

The truck speed limit got bumped up a little bit in Montana this week.
My golf advice is always, "Take a cart."
Only one birdie this week. But I didn't play as much.
I consistently do 5 mph over the speed limit when I'm on Main Street and I am almost ALWAYS the slowest vehic…

Golf this week: I made one birdie, hit 4 trees, one garage door, and two ponds.