Friday Fragments

Another Friday has arrived, so another summary of events in my awesome life.

Each week on Friday I try to tell you about my week. I'll save the "Dad stuff" for the end.

It was a pretty big week for a couple of fellas who don't like us.

Jake's west. Wednesday. Lobster Bisque soup day. A couple of things. That soup is awesome. But, it hasn't placed any extra burden on Maine's lobster fisherman.

I had a beer AT a bar. I also rode with another person in a golf cart. But I didn't get ticketed.

I'm cruising tonight.

I learned this week that I couldn't golf while wearing my bifocals.

I ran across this one taken with Grand Ole Opry legend Roy Acuff. This was in 1984.

I now know that a roll of toilet paper lasts me four weeks. Also, if I have a 4-year supply, is that hoarding? Asking for a friend.

We got the edict from the governor on using skeleton crews for brandings along with sack lunches for all the crew, otherwise, they have the authority to take action. On your private property. That should scare everybody.

A plea for help: Johnny Vincent apparently isn't allowed to play outside and doesn't have enough money to buy tanning lotion.

I think that we can all say that we've never seen a week quite like this one. I miss socializing in bars and restaurants.